Male Painter: Yeah who would had thought the man McCain would win it. I tell you what he did, he exposed Giuliani.
Woman assistant: Whatchoo mean?
Male Painter: Well you know, he is a Mormon! It was all this big secret but it just came out on the news!
Woman Assistant: Is that right?
Male Painter: Yeah you know it's all Christian and shit, but it's still a cult.
-Pirate's Alley, French Quarter
Overheard by: http://gumbofile.wordpress.com
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Not In That Order
Stuck in the airport guy: Damn it, woman. I need to borrow 756 dollars so I can buy a Swarovski crystal moose and a pint of beer.
-the airport
Overheard by: Elsha
-the airport
Overheard by: Elsha
Depends On If You Have the Baby
Woman: How many weight watchers points is a fist sized piece of king cake?
-Mid-City
Overheard by: deuce
-Mid-City
Overheard by: deuce
Spears Family Logic
Older Woman: Why are you sleep deprived?
Younger Woman: Stupid boy stuff.
Older Woman: It doesn't get any easier when you get older. You just have to work with it.
Younger Woman: Yeah? well I'd sure like to SLEEP with it.
Older Woman: ...
Younger Woman: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
-work
Overheard by: sophia
Younger Woman: Stupid boy stuff.
Older Woman: It doesn't get any easier when you get older. You just have to work with it.
Younger Woman: Yeah? well I'd sure like to SLEEP with it.
Older Woman: ...
Younger Woman: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
-work
Overheard by: sophia
Clean Up On Aisle 13
Random Yat(referring to parts for lamps): What's this section? Is this where dey have da three-way stuff? Oh, yeeeah, this is da three-way section! There's a three-way over here!
-Wal-Mart
Overheard by: H.M. King Mob
-Wal-Mart
Overheard by: H.M. King Mob
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
DIAF!
Kid: You dyed your hair red.
Adult: Yes, I did! What do you think?
Kid (with enthusiasm): well... if there was a fire, you'd totally blend in!
-in the hallway
Overheard by: are my roots showing?
Adult: Yes, I did! What do you think?
Kid (with enthusiasm): well... if there was a fire, you'd totally blend in!
-in the hallway
Overheard by: are my roots showing?
Best Sushi In Town
(Two "Over The Hill" Frat Boys walking next to the cathedral)
Frat boy 1# (turning to Frat boy #2): She smelled like someone slapped her in the pussy with a wet trout!
-Pirate's Alley
Overheard by: DoomsdayKlock
Frat boy 1# (turning to Frat boy #2): She smelled like someone slapped her in the pussy with a wet trout!
-Pirate's Alley
Overheard by: DoomsdayKlock
So Sayeth the Bearded Lady
Girl: You sure are getting a lot of attention.
Man in female anime halloween costume: If I'd known drag would have gotten me this far I'd never have bought that puppy.
-Mojo
Overheard by: MiniPeds
Man in female anime halloween costume: If I'd known drag would have gotten me this far I'd never have bought that puppy.
-Mojo
Overheard by: MiniPeds
When A Problem Comes Along, You Must Drink-it
Trashed Guy on Halloween: Dude... it's better to be drunk than to be on whip-its for even ten seconds!
-frenchman and decatur
Overheard by: I disagree
-frenchman and decatur
Overheard by: I disagree
Friday, October 26, 2007
Cultural Awareness Now With Every Happy Meal
Hungry Girl: Oh order the whole meal! We could get some 'papas fritas!'
Ditzy Girl: What's that?
Hungry Girl: It's French Fries.
Ditzy Girl: Oh my God! That's AMAZING!
Puerto Rican Guy: Um, no... That's SPANISH.
-McDonald's Drive Thru
Overheard by: Baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish
Ditzy Girl: What's that?
Hungry Girl: It's French Fries.
Ditzy Girl: Oh my God! That's AMAZING!
Puerto Rican Guy: Um, no... That's SPANISH.
-McDonald's Drive Thru
Overheard by: Baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish
By Comparison, This Title Is Funny
Teacher 1: God this room is a mess.
Teacher 2: Don't worry! It's not nearly as bad as when Jim* worked here. Compared to how he left it this is amazing!
Teacher 1: Yes well, that's like saying the Jews have had it great since Hitler died. It's not much of a basis for comparison.
-elementary school
Overheard by: gentile neat freak
Teacher 2: Don't worry! It's not nearly as bad as when Jim* worked here. Compared to how he left it this is amazing!
Teacher 1: Yes well, that's like saying the Jews have had it great since Hitler died. It's not much of a basis for comparison.
-elementary school
Overheard by: gentile neat freak
Go Into the Light, Carol Anne
Girl 1: GAH! Why do I keep looking at the flash?!
Girl 2: ...Moth?
-The Whirling Dervish
Overheard by: Minipeds
Girl 2: ...Moth?
-The Whirling Dervish
Overheard by: Minipeds
In Fact, You Probably Should Afterwards
Him: No, I can't come to your hotel room and swim in your pool. I have to get tested for AIDS.
Her: You can get tested for AIDS later!
-French Qaurter
Overheard by: Kramkrad
Her: You can get tested for AIDS later!
-French Qaurter
Overheard by: Kramkrad
Samuel L. Jackson Spends His Nights Coding
Nerd At Bar: And by "woot," I mean "double u zero zero plus sign," motherfucker!
-Mojo Lounge
Overheard by: Pretty Princess
-Mojo Lounge
Overheard by: Pretty Princess
That's What I Call a Good Weekend
Teacher: and what would you be if you ran in the wet grass?
Second Grader 1: WET!
Teacher: and what else?
Second Grader 2: PUNISHED!
-playground
Overheard by: your mom
Second Grader 1: WET!
Teacher: and what else?
Second Grader 2: PUNISHED!
-playground
Overheard by: your mom
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