If Elected, He'll Consistently Ring Your Doorbell During Dinner

Male Painter: Yeah who would had thought the man McCain would win it. I tell you what he did, he exposed Giuliani.
Woman assistant: Whatchoo mean?
Male Painter: Well you know, he is a Mormon! It was all this big secret but it just came out on the news!
Woman Assistant: Is that right?
Male Painter: Yeah you know it's all Christian and shit, but it's still a cult.

-Pirate's Alley, French Quarter

Overheard by: http://gumbofile.wordpress.com

Not In That Order

Stuck in the airport guy: Damn it, woman. I need to borrow 756 dollars so I can buy a Swarovski crystal moose and a pint of beer.

-the airport

Overheard by: Elsha

Depends On If You Have the Baby

Woman: How many weight watchers points is a fist sized piece of king cake?

-Mid-City

Overheard by: deuce

Spears Family Logic

Older Woman: Why are you sleep deprived?
Younger Woman: Stupid boy stuff.
Older Woman: It doesn't get any easier when you get older. You just have to work with it.
Younger Woman: Yeah? well I'd sure like to SLEEP with it.
Older Woman: ...
Younger Woman: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!

-work

Overheard by: sophia

Clean Up On Aisle 13

Random Yat(referring to parts for lamps): What's this section? Is this where dey have da three-way stuff? Oh, yeeeah, this is da three-way section! There's a three-way over here!

-Wal-Mart

Overheard by: H.M. King Mob

DIAF!

Kid: You dyed your hair red.
Adult: Yes, I did! What do you think?
Kid (with enthusiasm): well... if there was a fire, you'd totally blend in!

-in the hallway

Overheard by: are my roots showing?

Best Sushi In Town

(Two "Over The Hill" Frat Boys walking next to the cathedral)
Frat boy 1# (turning to Frat boy #2): She smelled like someone slapped her in the pussy with a wet trout!

-Pirate's Alley

Overheard by: DoomsdayKlock

So Sayeth the Bearded Lady

Girl: You sure are getting a lot of attention.
Man in female anime halloween costume: If I'd known drag would have gotten me this far I'd never have bought that puppy.

-Mojo

Overheard by: MiniPeds

When A Problem Comes Along, You Must Drink-it

Trashed Guy on Halloween: Dude... it's better to be drunk than to be on whip-its for even ten seconds!

-frenchman and decatur

Overheard by: I disagree