Thursday, January 24, 2008

If Elected, He'll Consistently Ring Your Doorbell During Dinner

Male Painter: Yeah who would had thought the man McCain would win it. I tell you what he did, he exposed Giuliani.
Woman assistant: Whatchoo mean?
Male Painter: Well you know, he is a Mormon! It was all this big secret but it just came out on the news!
Woman Assistant: Is that right?
Male Painter: Yeah you know it's all Christian and shit, but it's still a cult.

-Pirate's Alley, French Quarter

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